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The image depicts a stylized vintage illustration of a glamorous couple. The woman, with voluminous brunette hair and a white evening gown, leans affectionately against a man in a sleek black suit. The background is a textured pink fabric, enhancing the retro aesthetic. Above them, playful text in cursive reads, "i prefer my steaks rare... and my Book Boyfriends Filthy." The design blends romance and humor, appealing to those who enjoy a touch of playful naughtiness in their literary tastes.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image depicts a stylized vintage illustration of a glamorous couple. The woman, with voluminous brunette hair and a white evening gown, leans affectionately against a man in a sleek black suit. The background is a textured pink fabric, enhancing the retro aesthetic. Above them, playful text in cursive reads, "i prefer my steaks rare... and my Book Boyfriends Filthy." The design blends romance and humor, appealing to those who enjoy a touch of playful naughtiness in their literary tastes.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Steak? Rare. Smut? Extra Dirty – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Turn up the heat on your table with this sinfully sassy placemat that says what’s on your mind.

Flirty and fun, this placemat guarantees your table is as well-seasoned as your reading taste.

Perfect for romance readers who like their meals juicy and their heroes downright dirty.

You deserve a dining experience as bold as the heroes on your bookshelf.

So pour the wine, fire up the grill, and let this mat remind you: rare steaks are good… but filthy book boyfriends?

Perfection.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 30191675849043513996

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